Comments on: Prayer: Surgery

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:37:52 +0000

Dude! You’re going to have a semi-colon!

Seriously, though, have you considered alternatives to surgery and lots of medicine? Have you heard of the “Master Cleanse”? It’s a 10 day detox that cleans out your entire colon (which can have 5-10 pounds of waste that is stuck in there). Many people have reported that diseases like Crohn’s have disappeared completely after doing the cleanse a few times.

Vanita and I are actually on day three right now.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:39:40 +0000

Is it from a Jordan S. Rubin book? He’s the author I’ve read. And yes, I actually have spent a GREAT AMOUNT of money on his detox products, but I haven’t used them yet. In fact, my plan is to begin the detox diet this coming Monday. I’ll see how that goes. The only problem has been that it requires a lot of food that’s hard to find, so I keep putting it off.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:46:37 +0000

Now that I read on it I see that it’s not the same thing… but, I am trying a different detox diet. It’s actually a 40-day program…but if it works, I might know it in a couple of weeks hopefully…

By: leo kempf

leo kempf — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:18:04 +0000

dang, man. hope this does the trick for you. you’ll be in our thoughts and prayers.

in other news… how romantic…the vedenhaupts are cleansing their colons, hand in hand. you two are a model couple.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:37:54 +0000

Seems like I’m always somehow sharing in the Vedenhaupts’ romantic moments

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:14:02 +0000

I want on the colon train…..I just eat a lot of beans and hope I don’t bleed that evening. Looks like I’m the in-between of Jacob and the Vedenhaupts.

BTW Jacob, do you curl up naked in the bathtub? That’s what Jim Carey did in Ace Ventura when he found out the woman was a man….so if you burn your clothes and curl up in a ball in the bathtub perhaps it will cure you.

I’ll be praying for you bud….hopefully when I see you next your colon will be a much happier place.

By: Drew

Drew — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:31:09 +0000

No. The guide we have been using is a book called “The Complete Master Cleanse” by Tom Woloshyn, whose book is based on the work of Stanley Burroughs.

Basically, you don’t eat anything for 10 days except for a magical lemonade and using exotic laxatives. It sounds kind of weird, unless you read the book. (It’s not really magical or exotic.)

By: Daniel

Daniel — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:02:23 +0000

Drew…all laxatives are magical…you should know this by now.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:06:36 +0000

Actually, Drew, my diet may be weird even compared to yours. It involves magical dirt that you eat.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:09:49 +0000

With all this magic I think it is only appropriate that you all watch this to learn:
Magical Moments

By: Daniel

Daniel — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:10:51 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

So that didn’t work…

By: randy dimmett

randy dimmett — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:18:38 +0000

you are the 4th person that I know who has had digestive track problems in the last couple months. it’s got me kinda paranoid. hope all goes well. i don’t envy what you have to go through, but will keep you and your colon in my thoughts.

By: randy dimmett

randy dimmett — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 04:22:28 +0000

And that Potter Puppet Pals vid was the silliest thing.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:09:53 +0000

Thanks, Randy! Yeah, it very much a sucky sickness. But that should make me all the more thankful for the recovery.

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:10:19 +0000

It IS*