I’m getting married.
To a beautiful woman.
I proposed, she said yes.
Some of you have met her, some haven’t. Her name is Lauren. She is the light of my life. 
Those of you that haven’t met her, when you do, I promise she wants to be with me even though she’s out of my league.
Also, the wedding is going to be tiny, so none of you will be in it. You’ll get over it.
Really can’t wait for her to meet those of you she hasn’t met. Can’t wait to begin my life with this woman. I am so excited and happy and honestly never thought I’d find her. She’s the one I’ve been looking for my whole life. The only problem is that she wants me…so she must be deluded.
Also, I’m selling my house. Let me know if you know anyone who wants to buy it.
Well… congrats i guess.
Duh, duh, duh… and another one bites the dust!
Way to show the enthusiasm there fellas.
Way to go, James! Can’t wait to meet her. Very good news.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
legendary. good job.
a quick google search of your financee shows that you are registered at Crate and Barrel
http://www.crateandbarrel.com/Gift-Registry/Guest/ViewRegistry.aspx?grid=5444549
You know, this puts us one step closer to organizing a trip to Virginia with our lovers…
I affirm your marriage intentions.
WOOT! Congrats James. I’m happy for you. I’d buy your house if I needed it, but unfortunately I don’t. Wow, this is pretty cool. I wish I wasn’t smiling like a little kid, but alas…I am. Congrats again. BTW, I don’t have a lover. SO if you go to Virginia with your lovers, what do I do?
nice! I was just wondering “what’s up with that guy?” and came here, and….wow! Mazeltov, my friend. I’ll give you a call soon.
Per previous discussions, if VIFL does take a trip that allows spouses, it’s pretty understood that they will be lovingly confined to the kitchen.
That would leave the men to do as we please.
Do not sully my marriage announcement post with your Southern sexist views please.
….hehe, you used the word sully.